Satire
Chidambaram
discovers Congress victory in defeat
Son: Father!
Father: Yes, my son.
Son: Home
Minister P. Chidambaram has perceived
victory
in Congress defeat in Gujarat and Himachal assembly elections.
Father: Yes, my son. He is a
very erudite gentleman.
Son: But
father, Congress has miserably lost in Gujarat.
Father: My son, Congress won in
Himachal and Chidambaram claims that it succeeded
in preventing BJP
to even touch the figure of 117
Modi won in 2007.
Son: Does
that mean Congress won in Gujarat?
Father: My son, these are the
higher things of politics
which we ordinary
people fail to understand.
Son: In that
case BJP too can claim it has won in
Himachal.
Father: How?
Son: In 2007
in Himachal BJP had returned to power with 42 seats and in 2003 Congress had
won 43 seats. This time Congress has won just 36. By the Chidambaram logic BJP too can claim it
is Congress defeat and BJP victory.
Father: These are matter of higher
political punditry, my
son.
Ask, Chidambaramji.
